I feel so a-gadoo-shamed

Clares mum is here at home with us whilst we wait for the baby to come. This just happened:-

mum: “Sophie, go and ask Daddy what the words to Agadoo are”
Sophie: “Daddy, what are the words to Agadoo?”
me:

alan@hactar:/mnt/music$ find | grep -i agadoo
./Various Artists/The_Best_Of_The_80s/Black lace. Agadoo.mp3
alan@hactar:/mnt/music$ beep-media-player \
./Various\ Artists/The_Best_Of_The_80s/Black\ lace.\ Agadoo.mp3 &

At which point they both come in and start singing and dancing.

I’ll hang my head in shame.